So let's get started. To enter your nine digit Social Security number or tax ID number, press one."
To enter your nine digit Social Security number or tax ID number, press one. To enter your fifteen digit Verizon Wireless account number, press two."
With this phone number, it seems like Verizon really doesn't want people using the phone to get assistance. When I dialed, the automated system took forever to recognize anything I was saying. I'm not sure if it was picking up on small sounds or just running into issues, but it couldn't get a sentence out before claiming there was an error.
When I finally got through, it said that because my number was attached to a Verizon account, I needed the account PIN to move forward. After a few tries of asking, the system sent me a text with a code asking me to enter that before it would let me get to the main menu. I put the code in, and the system finally allowed me through.
At that point, I asked to check if my phone line was eligible to get an upgrade. The system said that my number was not listed as an account owner and I would need the account owner's permission before it would allow me to check anything. I chose not to involve my wife and instead asked to speak to a representative.
When I did, the system sent me a text for the virtual assistant and said I could use the link in the text, but doing so would automatically hang up the phone. Not wanting to do that, I ignored the text and waited. The system told me again that I should check my text messages for the virtual assistant, but I held another minute until I got connected to a representative.
The representative proved just as unhelpful as the automated system. When he welcomed me onto the call, he failed to understand my first name three times until I had to spell it out for him. I then asked if I was eligible for an upgrade, and he said that to even check, I would need the account owner on the line. I told him she was asleep, and he said there was nothing he could do without that. He asked if there was any way I could get her on the line, and I told him that I could wake her up but didn't want to. After a few seconds of silence, I hung up.
Overall, I was not impressed with either the system or the in-person assistance I received. The system just isn't very good; it gets confused too easily, doesn't allow for much real assistance and flat-out asked me to stop using them over another method twice. The representative was no better. I get that he was just following directions, but it seems really strange to me that a customer can't even ask questions about their account unless they're the account owner. Needing the account owner to approve changes is fine, but needing them to ask a question makes no sense.
To me, this system seemed awkward and not consumer-friendly. As an actual Verizon customer, I don't want to use it again.