I was banned for ** days for making the comment "men are such piglets" after reading th...

GetHuman-katmum's customer service issue with Facebook from March 2019

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I was banned for ** days for making the comment "men are such piglets" after reading the following post...FB said it was "hate"! If They actually had read the post They would have seen it was hilarious...If They are going to say My comment is "hate" , I want Them to also ban the Person Whom posted the article as it was too sexual toward Women...This whole thing is total bullshit and the ignorant **** whom made this decision should be fired for not knowing the difference between hate and humor...Here is the post...HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN**Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.**Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.**If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.*Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups * leg-lifts, etc.**Get in the shower.**Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.**Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with ** added vitamins.**Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.**Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.*Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ** minutes until red.**Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.**Shave armpits and legs.**Turn off shower.**Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.**Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.**Get out of shower.**Dry with towel the size of a small country.**Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.**Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.**HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN**Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.**Walk naked to the bathroom.**If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'*sound.**Look at your manly physique in the mirror.**Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum and tenderly stroke your belly.**Get in the shower.**Wash your face.**Wash your armpits.**Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. **** and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.**Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.**Wash your hair.**Make a Shampoo Mohican**Wee.**Rinse off and get out of shower.**Partially dry off, whilst seductively stroking your belly.**Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.**Admire willy size in mirror again.**Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.**If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.**Throw wet towel on bed.*I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!**PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS CHEERING UP, AS THIS WILL DO IT.**SO...SHOULD I REALLY BE BANNED FOR ** DAYS????**Kathy McKillop
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