If I don't get a replacement CARD by the end of this month I am taking the CARD I purch...

GetHuman842124's customer service issue with Green Dot from July 2018

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If I don't get a replacement CARD by the end of this month I am taking the CARD I purchase and the invalid one you sent me to the FBI. Along with the information you sent me as my evidence. **And since you have tried me.**In the name of Jah, Jod, Gehod, Al Al Al, Jehovah, Channanyah, Adonay Jehovah, Adonay Sabaoth, and by the mighty Tetragrammaton, and All other known name of the Almighty Allah, Aglah, that I Somala Markari swear by, DAM be you all employees of Green Dot, and all business affiliates as well for the way you treat me for my own money. Curse be you in the name of Elohim, Elohe, L, L, L, Va, Va, Va, Sachaddie, LSachaddie, and for all the people you have robbed CURSE be you. And this curses shall not be moved nor removed until every one of you end up into poverty. For as a SWINE you live as a SWINE you will be for the rest of your life. I Swear by the mighty Tetragrammaton Sabaoth.

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Jul 2nd, 2018 - 5 years ago
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