I purchased two crab groupons and can no longer eat crabs please give groupon bucks!

GetHuman-lmstoner's customer service issue with Groupon from August 2018

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The problem: I purchased two crab groupons and can no longer eat crabs please give groupon bucks!
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Reported by GetHuman-lmstoner
Aug 21st, 2018 - a mon ago
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Aug 21st 10:37pm
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Aug 23rd 12:25pm